Drake lint rolls his pants

PRR PRR RUB RUB HI DRAKE do you have cats? Is that why your pants were fuzzy??

CALL ME I LOVE GOLD CHAINZ 

Yes, ice cream is part of a healthy cat diet. The vet said so. No, no need to call and double check!

Tina Fey is my spirit animal. Even though I am an animal.

They love the way I walk
Cause I walk with a vengeance
And they listen to me when I talk
Cause I ain’t PURR-tendin

Beyonce (I rewrote it!)

Look up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane
Nah, it’s just me, ain’t a damn thing changed

-PITBULL!!

Baby do you dare to do this?
Cause I’m coming at you like an ORANGE AND WHITE HORSE

(Source: pelusayo)

OMG BLAKE LIVELY IS WEARING DOTS!!!!!!!

OMG BLAKE LIVELY IS WEARING DOTS!!!!!!!

Surfbort.

Surfbort.

PUSHEEN VALENTINES!!! 

PUSHEEN VALENTINES!!! 

(Source: pusheen)